Ten reasons I want a food truck.

Everybody love that food truck, yah? You know what I be talking about. 4 wheels, one driver, and a hell of a lot of food. Food trucks are super sweet because when you are too lazy to go to the drive thru, the food drives to you!

Ten reasons I want a food truck.

1. Who doesn't want to drive around their own kitchen?! Literally everything, AND a kitchen sink. Luxury life.

2. If I get hungry, I can park it and walk to my trunk. Make myself something. DONE. Or you know. Don't park it and swerve into traffic. At least I won't be hungry.

3. I will be a hit with construction workers everywhere.

4. Three words: Riding. In. Style.

5. I don't have a job. So as soon as I borrow enough money off my Grandma to purchase the truck, the food, the gas, the advertising, car insurance, and other expenses... I will finally be amongst the employed! WOA YAH, BRAH!

6. Maybe I will get on that new show on the Food Network.

7. Pssh, me rolling up to the curb in my food truck? Someone get me a stick to beat all the LAID-AYES off my rear end! (Of the truck)

8. I could hook myself up with a horn song, so every time someone cuts off the Laura food truck, I could toot my horn and blast the theme song from Spongebob. That would teach them to cut me off.

10. I bet you realized there is no number 9. Didn't you.

:)