2012.
Apparently some fart decided to make a movie that was all "aaah, end of the world in 2012!!"....
I didn't see it. But them people told me it was a stupid movie. So if my people (and by people I mean one person) thought the movie was stupid, why is everyone freaking out that the end of the world is going to be in two years? If I followed everything movies told me, there would be woodland creature cleaning services, and houses could fly thousands of miles on just a couple hundred balloons. But apparently this movie had honesty dust or something, and now the world is going to end.
Apparently some fart decided to make a movie that was all "aaah, end of the world in 2012!!"....
I didn't see it. But them people told me it was a stupid movie. So if my people (and by people I mean one person) thought the movie was stupid, why is everyone freaking out that the end of the world is going to be in two years? If I followed everything movies told me, there would be woodland creature cleaning services, and houses could fly thousands of miles on just a couple hundred balloons. But apparently this movie had honesty dust or something, and now the world is going to end.
I guess I better get on all the stuff I wanted to do before the world ends.. Like confess my sins to god and begin my eternal worship.. (HAA.) No. But seriously. I'm bidding for a shark tank on eBay right now so that I can swim with sharks, while also buying a plane ticket to New Zealand and getting married and somehow speeding up the ageing process so I can grow old with Wyatt. I'm going to have to pop out a few kids and make a couple thousand memories before the world ends.
Also, I guess the world is going to end in a massive flood or whatever the movie said, so I better throw out all the weapons that I stored in preparation for the massive zombie apocalypse I thought was going to end the world. My AK-47's and AR-15's, shotguns, axes, ancient maces and vintage armor that I secretly re-financed my parents house to buy are all going into this dumpster by the local daycare.. since I can't find anywhere else to dump them.
I guess what is left to do but pack up all my belongings, say goodbye, and wait under my covers with my pooh bear blankie and corn nuts, and wait for 2012 to arrive, shining and bright. Holluhh.
apparently the Mayan calendar ends in 2012, it wasn't just some crazy that decided to make a movie off of an acid-induced hallucination. The maker was just making serious bank off of thousands of peoples fears. Oops. Thanks Emily for bringing this to my attention. Thanks me, for being a lame-o.
apparently the Mayan calendar ends in 2012, it wasn't just some crazy that decided to make a movie off of an acid-induced hallucination. The maker was just making serious bank off of thousands of peoples fears. Oops. Thanks Emily for bringing this to my attention. Thanks me, for being a lame-o.
Laura. I love you, but people don't think the world is going to end because of a movie. It's what the Mayans predicted during their reign...aka it is the end of the Mayan Calendar. Not saying I believe in all this stuff or not, but people believe that catastrophic events are going to happen on Deceember 21, 2012, as the Mayans have never been wrong. The movie 2012 was made to play to the beliefs of all those who are worried about the end of the world and would therefor pay heaps of money to see a movie about it.
ReplyDeletep.s. Nice post! :)
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